
24 Quotes - Jack Bauer| | # | Quote | Rating | Season | | | 1 | You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I p | 421 (100%) | 1 | | | 2 | I have killed two people since midnight. I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now. | 341 (100%) | 1 | | | 3 | You're going to tell me what I want to know, it's just a question of how much you want it to hurt. | 121 (100%) | 5 | | | 4 | Ther only reason you're still conscious is cause I don't want to have to carry you. | 120 (100%) | 5 | | | 5 | [To President Logan] Right here, right now, you are going to face JUSTICE! | 110 (100%) | 5 | | | 6 | I'm gonna need a hacksaw. | 96 (100%) | 2 | | | 7 | The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. | 92 (100%) | 5 | | | 8 | You can look the other way once, and it's no big deal, except it makes it easier for you to compromise the next time, and pretty soon that's all your doing; compromising, because that's the way you th | 50 (100%) | ? | | | 9 | I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life. | 32 (100%) | 1 | | | 10 | Jack Bauer: [Jack has shot and wounded Nina] You don't have any more useful information, do you?
Nina Myers: [weakly] I do...
Jack Bauer: [notices Nina is inching for her gun] No, you don't. | 30 (100%) | 3 | | | 11 | Jack : Tony! Tony!
Tony : I couldn't do it.
Jack : It's all right. It's all right. Come on.
Jack : You stay with me. Stay with me.
Jack : I need help!
Jack : Somebody help!
Jack : No, no... no, | 30 (100%) | 5 | | | 12 | [Amador:] You betrayed me Jack. You were with CTU all the time.
[Jack:] That's right Amador. You betrayed me too. I'm just better at it than you. | 30 (100%) | 3 | | | 13 | He shouldn't have been playing with A-dults. | 29 (100%) | 2 | | | 14 | When I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish that you felt this good again. | 26 (100%) | 5 | | | 15 | Shut up, stupid! (repeated line) | 26 (100%) | 1 | | | 16 | I don't know how to do this anymore....[Assad]You'll remember | 21 (100%) | 6 | | | 17 | [gun aimed at someone off screen] See you in hell. [fires] | 20 (100%) | 5 | | | 18 | Jack Bauer: If Alan York is dead, who is the man with my wife?
Ira Gaines: He's not an accountant from the valley, that's for sure. | 20 (100%) | 1 | | | 19 | Nina Myers: He is gonna put a bullet in my head before I can say hello, and then he'll turn the gun on himself.
Jack Bauer: We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself. | 20 (100%) | 2 | | | 20 | When your daughter is infected, I'm going to make you watch her die. | 20 (100%) | 3 | | | 21 | The Sunday before you killed my wife... Teri and I went to the boardwalk in Venice just watching all the rollerbladers and musicians, laughing at the crazy people, spending time together. And Teri see | 19 (100%) | 2 | | | 22 | If you don't tell me what I want to know, then it'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt. | 18 (100%) | 5 | | | 23 | George, as crazy as this may sound, you're going to have to trust me. | 17 (100%) | 1 | | | 24 | [to his new girlfriend Diane] My name's not Frank. It's Jack Bauer. | 10 (100%) | 5 | | | 25 | God, forgive me. | 10 (100%) | 3 | | | 26 | [to Joseph Prado, after breaking every finger in his hand] This will help you with the pain.
[knocks him unconscious] | 10 (100%) | 4 | | | 27 | If by "she" you're referring to your mother, I'd appreciate if you called her by her name. Mom. And no, she's just busy. | 10 (100%) | 1 | | | 28 | Jack Bauer: Honey I want you to live your life. I want you to be happy. That's all I've ever wanted. I want you to try and grow up to be the kind of person that would've made your mom proud. Okay?
| 10 (100%) | 2 | | | 29 | I never stopped loving you- not for one second | 10 (100%) | 1 | | | 30 | Tell the president I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore....I'm done. | 10 (100%) | 6 | | | 31 | [ talking to marilyn] Do you know how to use a gun?
[marilyn] no.
[Jack] point... and shoot.. | 10 (100%) | 6 | | | 32 | What's going on? You mean besides a 747 falling out of the sky and a threat on a presidential candidate's life? | 8 (100%) | 1 | | | 33 | I don't need another reason to put a bullet in your brain. | 8 (100%) | 5 | | | 34 | You have no idea how far I am willing to go to acquire your cooperation | 8 (100%) | 3 | | | 35 | I'm gonna need a hacksaw. | 6 (100%) | 1 | | | 36 | The only way you're going to die is if I kill you. Your bomb's not going off. | 5 (100%) | 2 | | | 37 | If you hurt my daughter I will kill you. | 3 (100%) | 1 | | | 38 | You're a good liar. But I've seen better. | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 39 | I'm the last thing you will ever see if anything happens to my wife or my daughter. | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 40 | That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty. | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 41 | Don't you ever come into my office and talk to me like that again, do you understand me? | 0 (N/A) | 3 | | | 42 | I'm tired of putting my ass on the line for nothing. I'm DONE putting my ass on the line for nothing. | 0 (N/A) | 3 | | | 43 | It's Victor Drazen ... the man I killed two years ago. | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 44 | Understand this, Bill. I don't work for you any more. | 0 (N/A) | 4 | | | 45 | Damn it! (repeated line) | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 46 | [getting ready to transport Victor]
Jack Bauer: [goes to over to Victor] Get up.
[doesn't budge]
Jack Bauer: [explodes] Get up! | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 47 | I've never been more serious in my life. | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 48 | Nina Myers: I never meant for this to be personal.
Jack Bauer: It felt pretty personal when you killed my wife. | 0 (N/A) | 3 | | | 49 | [Nina is holding Jack at gunpoint]
Nina Myers: You didn't think it would end like this didn't you?
Jack Bauer: This isn't over yet. | 0 (N/A) | 2 | | | 50 | [to Nina while he has a gun to her head]
Jack Bauer: You are going to tell me everything I want to know or I swear to God I will hurt you before I kill you, and no one will be able to stop me. | 0 (N/A) | 2 | | | 51 | Kim, I want you to point the gun at his chest and pull the trigger now. | 0 (N/A) | 2 | | | 52 | [Phone conversation]
Vincent: Hello?
Jack Bauer: Vincent, Jack Bauer. You planning on seeing Kimberly tonight?
Vincent: No way, man. We broke up, you know that.
Jack Bauer: I just | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 53 | Jack Bauer: Honey, I've got to start focusing on what I'm doing up here, I'm running out of time, okay? So uh... I-I'm gonna have to say good-bye. I love you more than anything in the world and I'll a | 0 (N/A) | 2 | | | 54 | President Palmer: I know why you want me dead, Mr. Bauer.
Jack Bauer: Want you dead, Senator? I don't know what you're talking about.
President Palmer: Kosovo!
Jack Bauer: Kosovo?
| 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 55 | [Who are you calling?] CTU. I am a sworn federal agent, Mrs. Palmer. You just confessed to a federal crime. | 0 (N/A) | 2 | | | 56 | Cops have to play by the rules. I may have to break a few with this guy. | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 57 | Nina Myers: I only get the pardon if I stop the bomb. Why wouldn't I do everything I can.
Jack Bauer: Because you're worse than a traitor, Nina. You don't even have a cause, you don't believe in | 0 (N/A) | 2 | | | 58 | I used to be in the military. Used to do field work for the CIA. I've been to some horrible places. I've seen some pretty terrible things. I don't think I've ever been this scared in my whole life. | 0 (N/A) | ? | | | 59 | You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to acquire your cooperation. | 0 (N/A) | 3 | | | 60 | Jack Bauer: [while holding a gun at Sherek, locked in the interrogation room, Jack turns a table over] You are gonna tell me.
[shouts]
Jack Bauer: What is happening at eight o'clock?
Erin D | 0 (N/A) | 4 | | | 61 | It's not over yet. | 0 (N/A) | 2 | | | 62 | Don't give me another reason to put a bullet in your head | 0 (N/A) | 5 | | | 63 | TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!!! | 0 (N/A) | 5 | | | 64 | I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the longest day of my life. | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 65 | Right here, right now, you are going to face JUSTICE! | 0 (N/A) | 5 | | | 66 | Why don't you help me put out the fire you started. | 0 (N/A) | 5 | | | 67 | I know what your word is worth to you. | 0 (N/A) | 5 | | | 68 | I don't want to hurt you, Really, I don't. | 0 (N/A) | 6 | | | 69 | Some part of getting a second chance is taking responsiblilty for the mess u made in the first place | 0 (N/A) | 6 | | | 70 | I started to remember what it was like to have a family.(laughs). How nice it was. I never thought a guy like me could get a second chance. | 0 (N/A) | 2 | | | 71 | You can not have a normal life and do this job at the same time. | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 72 | Hey! What's your problem?! I know you saw me coming! | 0 (N/A) | 6 | | | 73 | CTU, we have a problem | 0 (N/A) | 6 | | | 74 | Now we're gonna have some fun. (Jack to Fayed) | 0 (N/A) | 6 | | | 75 | [Jack] Here, this will help with the pain. [Jack knocks out suspect with his gun] | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | 76 | [Jack] Open the door!
[Nurse] Sir, I'm going to have to call the police.
[Jack] Lady, I am the police now open the door! | 0 (N/A) | 1 | | | | | | |
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