| | # | Quote | Rating | Character(s) | | | 1 | You probably don't think that I can force this towel down your throat. But trust me, I can. All the way. Except I'd hold onto this one little bit at the end. When your stomach starts to digest it, I p | 421 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 2 | I have killed two people since midnight. I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now. | 341 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 3 | I'm federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life. | 32 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 4 | Shut up, stupid! (repeated line) | 26 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 5 | Jack Bauer: If Alan York is dead, who is the man with my wife?
Ira Gaines: He's not an accountant from the valley, that's for sure. | 20 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 6 | George, as crazy as this may sound, you're going to have to trust me. | 17 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 7 | If by "she" you're referring to your mother, I'd appreciate if you called her by her name. Mom. And no, she's just busy. | 10 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 8 | I never stopped loving you- not for one second | 10 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 9 | What's going on? You mean besides a 747 falling out of the sky and a threat on a presidential candidate's life? | 8 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 10 | I'm gonna need a hacksaw. | 6 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 11 | If you hurt my daughter I will kill you. | 3 (100%) | Jack Bauer | | | 12 | You're a good liar. But I've seen better. | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 13 | I'm the last thing you will ever see if anything happens to my wife or my daughter. | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 14 | That's the problem with people like you, George. You want results, but you never want to get your hands dirty. | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 15 | It's Victor Drazen ... the man I killed two years ago. | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 16 | Damn it! (repeated line) | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 17 | Jack Bauer: I know you think you're doing the right thing,
[raising his voice]
Jack Bauer: but this is not going to happen.
Kim: Somebody has to do it!
Jack Bauer: Someone will, not yo | 0 (N/A) | Kim Bauer | | | 18 | [getting ready to transport Victor]
Jack Bauer: [goes to over to Victor] Get up.
[doesn't budge]
Jack Bauer: [explodes] Get up! | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 19 | I've never been more serious in my life. | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 20 | [Phone conversation]
Vincent: Hello?
Jack Bauer: Vincent, Jack Bauer. You planning on seeing Kimberly tonight?
Vincent: No way, man. We broke up, you know that.
Jack Bauer: I just | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 21 | President Palmer: I know why you want me dead, Mr. Bauer.
Jack Bauer: Want you dead, Senator? I don't know what you're talking about.
President Palmer: Kosovo!
Jack Bauer: Kosovo?
| 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 22 | Cops have to play by the rules. I may have to break a few with this guy. | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 23 | [Tony] I couldn't do it
[Jack] I know... stay with me
[Tony] She.. she's gone, Jack... | 0 (N/A) | Tony Almeida | | | 24 | I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the longest day of my life. | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 25 | Ann Packard is an individual of the utmost integrity. She didn't deserve this. | 0 (N/A) | David Palmer | | | 26 | [Hysterical] I am not talking about Russia! I am not talking about Suvarov! I am talking about you! You are the President of the United States of America. My God, Charles! You're talking about murder | 0 (N/A) | Martha Logan | | | 27 | You can not have a normal life and do this job at the same time. | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 28 | Aaron: I don't think you appreciate the seriousness of this threat.
Palmer: I get serious threats every morning with my orange juice. | 0 (N/A) | David Palmer | | | 29 | [Milo - watching people from District walk in] Looks like rain on the big guns. What do you think they'll do with Jack? [Tony - grimacing] They're sure not going to name a street after him... | 0 (N/A) | Milo | | | 30 | [Jack] Here, this will help with the pain. [Jack knocks out suspect with his gun] | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 31 | [Jack] Open the door!
[Nurse] Sir, I'm going to have to call the police.
[Jack] Lady, I am the police now open the door! | 0 (N/A) | Jack Bauer | | | 32 | [Chloe kisses Morris]
[Morris] What was that for?
[Chloe] I was checking your breath [To Milo] He's clean.
[Morris smiles] You gotta love this place.
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